May 2012
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I think I’ve finally been getting back into the writing groove. I tackled those little Father Knows Best ficlets and I’ve got one more to do before I drop it for now, and I’ve written two new pages for Baker’s Dozen which I should… start posting sometime…
Once I get going somewhere with B12 I’m going to get back into working on The Gentleman’s Guide...
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ladies and gentlemen, i present: Cornelia
princess porn: i just came back from pooping and i read boy as pony
Daniel: applauds
princess porn: couldnt find any chicken filets had to make meat tacos #trans problems #ftm problems
princess porn: atle omfg
Daniel: me 2
Daniel: dont u hate it when ur trans and u run out of bread
princess porn: dont u hate it when ur genderqueer and u see a gurl
Daniel: YEAH I KNO RIGHT
princess porn: and ur like r u genderqueer n theyr like what n ur like DIE CIS SCUM
Daniel: omg saaaaaame THIS^^^^^
ok so
I’m calling that little ficlet collection of dub-con Dad/John “Father Knows Best.”
so anything titled that on here is going to be part of that little series of words
sooooooo if you don’t want to read abusive dub-con egbertcest don’t read Father Knows Best because. obviOUS REASONS.
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classyprostitute asked: HOW WAS YOUR DAD DAD
classyprostitute:
whosthisdouchefag:
Never use the word pooping as a response because people always think I am actually pooping.
i was just imagining me coming into the room going all hey thar and you were just crounching and pooping and just looking at me with narrowed eyes and whispered “pooping”
fuck
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ectoprankologist asked: “How was your dad, Dad?” John asked, taking his father’s coat, then his fedora, and hanging them up for the man. *day
Never use the word pooping as a response because people always think I am actually pooping.
H A I L S A T I N
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Father Knows Best (2)
I’ve got one more of these in me for now and then I think it’s out of my system. Sorry for non/dub-con Egbertcest. This isn’t how I ship it, but… I dunno. I got the urge to write, it came out in Dad and John.
Ok, warnings. Incest, dub-con, abuse. Further abuses implied. Should be it.
[[MORE]]“Johnny, I’m home!
Dad’s voice rang out over the house, muffling the sounds of the...
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pavaal started following you
WAGH
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Father Knows Best (1)
This is 1000 words, I’m tired, someone started talking to me on Pesterchum and I don’t even know them HAIL SATAN.
Warnings for Egbertcest, dub-con, uhhhh… I don’t know there’s no sex so uh. Fuck I dunno. It’s just Dad and John and ummm domestic abuse and shit who knows. Vinnie don’t read this one.
[[MORE]]It’s late, and John is tired. He should have gone...
STOP SCROLLING.
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OKAY. CONTINUE.
when did so much egcest appear on the internet……. cries…
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stridercestprince:
whenever dad wants to punish John, rather than denying the boy sex
he’ll dig out his most favorite thing he owns for the bedroom
a little tube of cake flavored lube (you’d be surprised at the flavors this shit comes in and it took a lot of online searching to find this one he wanted red velvet and ended up settling for devils food, which is still more than okay)
and he’ll...
“booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks”
– Confucius
saucebawws:
pinstripedpirates replied to your post: slimmun here stalking from personal hhhheheh
NO SHUT UP YOUR ART IS GREAT TOO GOSH.
JUST YOU WAIT
IM GONNA FILL THIS BLOG WITH ERIDAN WEARING CORSETS PUTTING VIBRATORS IN HIS VAGINA
stay tuned kids
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Watchclassyprostitute:
vvelvvet:
yepperoni:
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
so calm as they get doused
omfg
im cryinhg oh my ogd
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Daniel: woW FUCK ME WHAT IF CLOACA SPANKING LIKE
Daniel: FUUUFUFUFUFUUF
princess porn: omg
princess porn: PLS
Daniel: SOMEONE SPANKING DAVESPRITE
Daniel: LIKE
princess porn: THAT WOULD BE SO GR8
Daniel: SMACKING HIM OVER HIS CLOACA
princess porn: YES
Daniel: AND HE OPENS UP
princess porn: WITH LIKE OMFG YEAH
Daniel: AND IS GETTING OFF ON IT
princess porn: WITH ONE OF THOSE RIDING CROPS
Daniel: AND TRYING TO PULL THEIR HAND IN
Daniel: AHH
Daniel: AHHH FUCK
Daniel: YES
Daniel: PLZ
Daniel: IM DED
princess porn: SOMEBODY
princess porn: DO THIS
Daniel: SCREAMS...
princess porn: davesprite getting really off on it and then
princess porn: pulling their hand in and making them fuck him with the riding crop om..g...
Daniel: fUCK...
Daniel: i just... someone getting their whole hand and the crop in there whatlgkjdf;sa
Daniel: omg...
princess porn: OMG YEAH.......
princess porn: LIKE DAVESRPITE IS JSUT SO OPEN BECAUUSE HES SO TURNED O N AND JUST PULLS THEIR ENTIRE HAND AND RIDING CROP IN THERE.......
Daniel: yeAH...
i just... someone getting their whole hand and the crop in there whatlgkjdf;sa
Daniel: omg...
princess porn: OMG YEAH.......
princess porn: LIKE DAVESRPITE IS JSUT SO OPEN BECAUUSE HES SO TURNED O N AND JUST PULLS THEIR ENTIRE HAND AND RIDING CROP IN THERE.......
Daniel: yeAH...
Daniel: getting fisted and
Daniel: the crop is
Daniel: WAY UP IN THERE
princess porn: YEAH
Daniel: eventauly the person pulls their hand out and
Daniel: just the end of the crop is sticking out
Daniel: goooODDDD
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notafankid replied to your post: mmmmfmfmfmfmfmmmm im supposed to bike down the…
I am lazy too. Let us be lazy together. I should work out but nyeeeeehehehehhg
Lays on you and rolls and whines about…. work…… and movement
Every time I read a Homestuck update I sit back and remember that every single funny or cutesy or shippy conversation between characters is written out by this man.
mmmmfmfmfmfmfmmmm im supposed to bike down the hill and see if im on the work schedule this weekend and then i wanted to go search thrift shops for ponies but…………. im lazy…
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Daniel: one time i was rping smut with a friend and it was on skype and my mom walked over tou se the compupter and i think she read our rp and later she talked to me about the dangers of talkingabout sex with strangers on the internet
Daniel: she was like
princess porn: omfg
Daniel: you dont.... talk about sex... with people you meet online right...
princess porn: om
princess porn: fg
princess porn: what did you say omgd
Daniel: i was like no of course not psshhhhh pffft nope
princess porn: and then you went back to ur computer and was like aw ye where were we oH thats right so i stick my weenie in ur butt,
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(◡‿◡✿): stridercestprince: john’s prone to... →
stridercestprince:
john’s prone to pouncing on his dad when he’s in the shower and totally late for work
he’ll quietly creak open their bathroom door and casually slip into the shower with his dad
and the older egbert is like woah, no, Jonathan I am late for work stop running your hands…
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snoopdoggydoge:
Dan I want to talk to you but this computer doesn’t have SKYPE……….
SOOP IM LAUGH RLY HARD RIGHT NOW
if i was invisible for a day i would go looting and steal all the my little ponies and also a bunch of money
sorry
i want things
id like to thank the lord for petplay in the homestuck fandom xoxo god bless
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"These Ferrets are working together like a...
someone remind me to continue writing the gentlemans guide to pissing on your coworkers
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nonnynonny replied to your post: im making a powerpoint for school tomorrow and…
is it all about why your a cute ptoot
omg
maybe
no
its about my bike accident and why i didnt do my homework lmao
im making a powerpoint for school tomorrow and half the slides are just pictures of me oh my god
