February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Dear boyfriend,
I understand why you are the way you are. I hope you understand why I’m the way I am.
You somehow see me when I’m the most immature ever, and you still think I’m cool and mature and shit like that. Which is WEIRD because you only ever see me when I’m WHINING.
Really says something about your exes, eh? I mean. I hate myself. Yet I still think I’m a million times better than your exes. I mean...
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patriotsheep asked: oh also tobi is apparently terrified that u and i are dating, cuz we're from their opposite friend circles, lmao
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patriotsheep asked: check my tumblr <3
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i dont want to talk about school options right now i am choking up mouth slime
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mom get off the phone i dont know how to answer anything on this stupid form
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You left “Are you male or female?” blank. This information is important, as most male students must be registered with the Selective Service in order to qualify for federal student aid.
im going to shit myself
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SIGHS MORE im SICK
stomps away from tumblr to play zelda and then do fafsa paperwork
(my parents want me to go to the university LMA O…..)
kills self instead rip me
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tumblr you lousy piece of shit i queued that to post after i was asleep not 24 hours later
SIGHS ill just save it to post next time (there is always a next time)
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tell me 1 thing you like and dislike about me... →
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glitchd1ck asked: the last avaturd
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glitchd1ck replied to your post: glitchd1ck replied to your post: i showed vinnie…
its the face for sugoi u assbutt
im litstening….
i tried to make a joke but i was too awkward in my delivery
good BYE chances of FRIENDSHIP
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glitchd1ck replied to your post: i showed vinnie pictures of 13 y/old bab me he…
:33c
what s that face fo r
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Anonymous asked: were you cute at 13? post pics? :33 <
i showed vinnie pictures of 13 y/old bab me he says he would pedo on me………….
: 3
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I was lookin through pictures of my frogs and now I miss my babies screams and cries about frogs
Reblog with the Name of Your Cat or Your Dog!
patriotsheep:
pilts:
chiothefallen:
slowbromcgee:
vengerturtle:
hamburgerjack:
Panthro.
ahaha
Sasha, Emma, Bailey, Kona, Oreo, Dobo.
Taz.
Or Tazzy. Bubbi. Pubbi. Puppy. Love.
I call him a lot of things.
My future kittens with Corinne
Moriarty and Lestrade
YES
LESTRADE WILL BE GRAY AND MORIARTY WILL BE BLACK SDFS
Suki <3!!!
Roxanne Dingo Jane Doe
I turn 18 on March 9th you are legally obligated to shower me with gifts.
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“Piss on me, fucking piss on me,” James whispered.
“In the antarctic?” Thomas...”
– Homestuck fanfiction as it is meant to be written.
By Dan age 6 17.
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Daniel: quag smell bad :/
quag 'lemon whore' oak: wow rude
Daniel: source: cnn
quag 'lemon whore' oak: RUDE CNN
Daniel: our top storyt onight quag like little boy ween and smell bad all over : )
quag 'lemon whore' oak: only half of the story is true
Daniel: the part where u stinky
quag 'lemon whore' oak: little boy peepees are my fav tho so good report ;o))))))
Daniel: o ok
Daniel: breaking news quag touch little boy on his wing wang waddle
quag 'lemon whore' oak: yes
Daniel: now to quag for in depth school locker room news
quag 'lemon whore' oak: yes im quag on the scene hiding in this middle school gym locker room and ooh the boys are getting undressed.............
Daniel: tell me quag do u see any tingly dinglies?
quag 'lemon whore' oak: yes i do i see many different dingle dangles some have balls that havent dropped yet others are already showing signs of pubic hair!!!!!! wow it is a vertible buffet of pubescent boy dong in here my mouth is watering
Daniel: well quag you better get to that buffet before the weiners get cold lmao
from all of us at cnn have a good night and enjoy your weens
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i’ve drawn like 4 things of dad egbert being peed on
i have a problem…… i need 2 stop….
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me: hmmm
trying to think
how long is this gonna get...
RocciePuppy: 50 chapters
and an epilogue
me: sldkfjlkjdfg
an epilogue where dad is mpreg
theres a sequel w/ a threesome between FF dad and john
RocciePuppy: yes
yes good
me: all the trolls make a cameo
RocciePuppy: sugoi
me: dad participates in troll bucket bukkake
RocciePuppy: sugoi
this is why i love you
me: GOOD 2 KNOW
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patriotsheep:
whosthisdouchefag:
patriotsheep replied to your post: patriotsheep replied to your post: patriotsheep…
did u fall
i feel like shes thinking
“i wants to go uppies”
o well then
picks you uppies
uppy on my dicky
B)
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patriotsheep replied to your post: patriotsheep replied to your post: patriotsheep…
did u fall
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patriotsheep replied to your post: patriotsheep replied to your post: if i make 1000…
K-ON. xD Ive never actually seen it but i have a lot of gifs from it
WELL THEYRE REALLY CUTE GIFS OK
LOOKIT HER GIGGLE LMAO
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patriotsheep replied to your post: if i make 1000 cranes can i wish for you to be beside me 5ever?
what anime is that
is that the 4chan one
tsubasa or whatever
tsubasa reservoir
or something
im bad at anime sorry
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glitchd1ck asked: boku no soopo
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patriotsheep asked: if i make 1000 cranes can i wish for you to be beside me 5ever? <3
eddave:
cant walk
did you just get plo w ed
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eddave:
even if i COULD talk to people i have nothing to talk abOUT!!???? AUGH!!!! i dont have popular interessts i dont follow much media-wise im
boring
me to o
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glitchd1ck asked: tight seal
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patriotsheep replied to your post: patriotsheep replied to your post: i love you
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patriotsheep replied to your post: i love you
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patriotsheep asked: i love you <3
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patriotsheep asked: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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THOSE ARE JUST REALLY STUPID QUESTIONS AND I HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO ANSWER THEM SERIOUSLY
(◑╭╮◐)
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glitchd1ck replied to your photo: INTENSE BLOGGING FACE!!!!
holy shit cUTIE AAAAAAAA
shrieks and shits in your mouth
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free-inside-these-cages replied to your post: free-inside-these-cages replied to your post:…
OOOOO IT’S ‘BOUT TO GET CRAY UP IN HURR.
GIRL HOLD MY WEAVE
SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE LMAO TXT IT
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Anonymous asked: But are you cisgendered or transgender? I don't mean any offense, I just want to know.
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free-inside-these-cages replied to your post: free-inside-these-cages liked your photo: INTENSE…
WAT U WANT? U BUSY BLOGGIN’ HOMES.
DONT GIVE ME NO LIP GIRL
SMACKS U TENDERLY
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Anonymous asked: Are you ftm?